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7November2007

The Detention Bar

Posted under places beginning with: P; Portland; Oregon.

This latest story comes to us in poetic form from Robert Bruce, an American Poet living in Portland, Oregon. He wrote this poem partly at home and partly at the Detention Bar - one of several drinking places inside the renovated elementary school McMenamin’s Kennedy School in NE Portland. For more provocative and moving poetry, visit Robert Bruce’s site Knife Gun Pen.

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Things weren’t going well
at the desk
so I moved the operation
to my neighborhood pub
settled onto a quiet
corner of the bar
and was lifting a pint
of Ruby Red Ale
to my lips when
the guy next to me
asked what I was doing

“Drinking.”

“No, I mean with
the paper you got there,” he said

“Writing a poem.”

He choked a little
and immediately
started talking about
the Yankees

We were in a public place
so I gave him a grace period
of around three minutes
before shooting him
the signs that I was engaged in
the creation of immortal art
and could not be bothered

He kept at it

Championships
pinstripes
Jeter
runs batted in

After a while
I began to hear a voice
whisper in my ear

“Throw your beer on him.”

I flinched
and the voice came again

“Flick your cigarette at him man,
you’ve got poems to get down.”

Steinbrenner
bad trades
first base
hot dogs

“Kick the stool out
from under him.”
the voice said

The new era
Torre’s a bum
next season
Clemen’s return

It was tempting

This went on
for some time
until I realized where
the voice was coming from

There was no question

It was one of the
bad-seed kids
who’d spent a few
afternoons of detention
in this place ninety years ago
when it was a functioning
elementary school

He was calling to me
to join him in
his badness

Yankee kept chattering

The Detention Kid kept whispering

My beer was getting warm

So I stood up
got out of there
moved the operation
back to my desk
stole this poem
from both of the bastards
and went to bed

Robert Bruce | November 2007

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